I’ve been waiting for some time to collect enough entertaining search terms to blog about. But, I’m not very patient. I rarely get a good one because I really don’t have that many posts yet. So far, the terms have been in three main categories: justified text, gummy bears, and pancakes.
The justified text ones are all boring – What is justified text, how to justify text, justified text in wordpress, etc. Boring.
The pancake ones aren’t that much better – Pancakes not cooked in the middle, trouble making pancakes, why are my pancakes dark. The solution to the first is the problem with the last.
The gummy bear ones are slightly more interesting. Apparently these candy bears can be violent. Searches include gummy bear army and gummy bear sniper.
Then there’s miscellaneous ones:
- How do I control my overreaction? (Came to the wrong place for that one)
- How come when I sit still I stare off? (You just need to focus)
- leaky car battery (I have no advice, but can offer support)
- Lisa Ferdinand (just thought it was worth a chuckle)
- empty liquor bottles (of all the places you’d think this search would direct someone, to me? Really?)
1 Comment
July 11, 2009 at 11:23 pm
at the world, we have a crappy old person who refuses to call it justified text. every time i said that, this person would say NO, it’s quad-left, quad-right, not left-justify or whatev. same with mugs/bugs.
anyway …